MAKEUP to SCHOOL!!!

Hey everyone its been quite some time :)
I just noticed this and i had to put it here

I stayed a few weeks at my friend's place more like family friend thats almost a cousin. You know those kind of friends right?

Ehen there is this grammar school in their area,
I think its free sha, so almost like everyone in their area goes there, its a secondary school sha.

So normally now school starts around that 8:30 maybe assembly 8:00. So lets say i come out to get credit or breakfast or anything sha around that kain 8:00, the school will be empty as in- nobody will be there then around 8:30 when lessons shud have started you'll see them strolling in like they were royalties.

And i say to myself is this a joke or something i guess it's cuz they dont pay a dime so they dont really understand the value of education, You know you'll never value something until you lose it, my mine is kinda you'll never value something unless it costs you something to get it. Tell me if they were were going to schools like BIS, Nigerian Turkish, Bells, Dowen, Vivian Fowler they'll be messing up like this.

Anyway the thing is that the girls wear serious scary makeup to school,
Like their uniform is green, some of the girls are gonna use green eyeshadow, and a gash of bloody red lipstick, with thick scary eyepencil, while the guys wear green convass or vans.

Omo mehn wat will they now wear when they have a party to attend! I dont even want to think what the makeup for a party will be like.

Anyway see y'all later, i really need to get my beauty sleep........................lol!
Goodnite y'all

Naeto's album has landed (2)

Naeto's album has landed Naeto C has finally launched his album, the launch took place at Club Volar(Jade Palace).

Now, let me say this, and clearly too…if you missed this event, you missed out big time! The place was packed with Nigeria’s grooviest elites, organisation was beautiful, everything was well orchestrated and there was lots to drink and nibble on.

Gosh it was the bomb, everyone was there; Sasha, Etcetera, just name it. Let me just grade the clothes:

Sasha - She wore a silver shimmery windswept gown, it was really nice and the back was hot, it had just 3 straps horizontally. Mehn she was HOT(as in), and she wore silver diamond studded killer heels.

Etcetera - Oh my God! He wore a suit, the jacket and pants was kind of silver, with a black shirt. Gosh he sure has a body that knows how to carry clothes. He came with a friend cant really remember his name but, he was also looking GOOD, he wore a light dark jacket(thats if theres any colour like that) with a black shirt that had a red collar, and in his pocket was a red silk handkerchief. I really need to do some shopping you know

.Tosyn Bucknor - Oh my! She was wearing a colourless top, not that it was colourless but me myself i don’t know the colour, she herself dint know the colour.................lol. But it was rily big and cute. It had ruffled sleeves and she just wore it on a jean. Ooooh she's so simpleI cant really remember what they all wor but I just want to tell you that almost everyone was there; Ikechukwu, Obi Asika, Denrele was also the presenter, you know Soundcity kinda sponsored him.Well you can check out his site just click HERE

Well thats all for now, See y'all laterz

Naeto's album is here

Hey everyone how y'all doing
Naeto C's album is finally out
The launch was held at Club Volar(Jade Palace)
Everyone was there; Sasha, Mode9, Etcetera, Denrele just name them. You know wat i'm a bit tired now and theres this really hot film that i waana watch so i'll be back later. Hope youre not all vexed.
Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Okay bye
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I love y'all

Anyway while im watching my film you can check Naeto's site out here, just click HERE

E no easy!

Hey everyone,
How y'all doin?
I'm just chillin...lol

Like yesterday I was hanging out with my cousin(a gurl), and then one of her friends cald and askd where she was and was like she was comin to meet her. Though I dint like the idea of hanging out with someone I dint know, but she was all over me saying stuffs like "you dont mix, try to understand pple more, blah, blah, blah "

So I was like OK, though I cancelled going to the Cinemas coz i wasnt going to pay for any one but me and my cousin. So the girl finally came. Whoooooosh!!!

Her name is Ebun, shes chocolate in complexion and her hair is quite long(my hair is long too o!, b4 you say im jelous) But Oh my gosh! this girl is HAIRY, as in almost like an APE!!! I'm not saying to be hairy is bad o! Im a bit hairy sef but it was the way this girl was behaving, I was pissed

She was trying to form one kind american accent for me o! She was just making noise up and down- Oooh arm soo thersty culd you like get me a drink??????

Emi, get you a drink! Its like this girl shacked something before coming here. He he like joke, like joke she was disturbin me to get her a drink, though we were at my place and as the host I should have done that a long time ago.

But for cryin out loud, what hapnd to the word "PLEASE!!!" So i just gave her 200 box and told her to get herself a drink that I was busy. Abi she no see my grey hair...........lol

I tot this girl would by maybe a soft or something, she bought Hollandia, no wahala, i know u all know dat Hollandia is 150 so wheres my change..............lol!

Dont mind me I dint xpect any change, but she was making sluppy sounds like "blrrrr, blop, blop, blrrrrr, mwww, mwww"
Anh anh, the stuff has finished now, oya throw it away no way o! She sucked till she almost sucked the juice box itself. So much for her Americana accent!

After I was just trying to watch TV and she came to me in an even worse accent and was like dont you watch Channel O and i was trying my best not to be rude so i said not always, then she forced me into a conversation and this is how horrible it went

EBUN- so you dont watch interesting things?
MOI- my classificationof interesting is different from yours
EBUN- Oh my, I wanna see youre fone
MOI- a bit pisd(u know my fone is like a second diary) Its private
EBUN- Hmmmm, Big gurl like you(stupid giggle)
MOI- (i threw the fone to her)
EBUN- ah, who the heck is this, who the f*** is that
MOI- (at the verge of killin her)do you mind returning my fone
EBUN- wait jo
MOI- (IN MY MIND)- where is the accent....lol
MOI- (now reall vexed) standing up amd snatching the fone and hissing
NXT THING I KNEW
EBUN- no wonder, youre cousin neva wears the latest clothes, bcuz youre spendin all your money on your friends, taking them out and everything

MOI- i was like WTF!!! is this girl mad, i dont know what came over me, i just got up and started slapping her after that i opened her purse took my 200 bucks back. Pushed her out of the house, warned her never to come back, never to talk to my cousin again. And to think she was wearind one of the shoes i bought for my cousin. Ah the insult!

When i told my cousin all that hapnd she laffed and said she hated the girl but that she was focing herself on her so she just let her come anyway so she could see someone eith a real accent.............lol

That made me feel soooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood,
I feeeeeeeeeel gooooooooooooooooooooooood
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

See y'all laterz
MWAAAAH!!!

Stuffs sha

I just decided to pop in and blog a little, you know this stuff is sweet like sugar……….lol!

Anyway I’m a bit busy now, so I’ll pop back later for some more fun

Lets say in 30 or 40mins.

MWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

This is just a BIT 2 LONG!I

I came across this on a site and before i finished reading it i was tired and i said you guys have got to see this:

PS-The lines highlited were really funny

ITUEN: Hello?
AYUSMAN: Hi, this is Ayusman calling from Hollywood Hereafter Resources. I just wanted to let you know that your phone number was randomly selected in a drawing and we have reserved a free burial space for you at the New Island Cemetery in Bridge-
ITUEN: WHAT?!
AYUSMAN: If you would just give me your name and address. I want to send you a letter to confirm the free burial space we have reserved for you -
ITUEN: You reserved what for me, A grave?
AYUSMAN: A free burial space.
ITUEN: What's the difference?
AYUSMAN: Well, the word "grave" can be scary sir. You can disregard the letter if you don't want it. This is just a courtesy call to -
ITUEN: How interesting. So, as a Telemarketer, you pick up the phone and cold call people to pitch them with offers?AYUSMAN: Well, yes sir. We always make sure it is something of potential interest to them -
ITUEN: Of course. Who wouldn't be interested in dying? I am definitely interested in a grave. I am. That is a very important decision to make before you die, right?
AYUSMAN: I agree with you sir. You're so open-minded about this. A lot of people don't understand why it is so important to hand-pick your final resting place before you pass on. It ensures you get the kind of burial you want for yourself.
ITUEN: I see say na you them send come.
AYUSMAN: I'm sorry? Send, come?
ITUEN: Oh, they don't use the witchdoctor in the village anymore, right? They have gone nuclear and now are using Americans. Na you them send come!
AYUSMAN: I'm sorry sir, but I don't know what you're talking about.
ITUEN: I get fillage too o! I be proper bush boy and my mama still dey kampe for waterside. Na one phone call e go take and she go run go fillage go get me Gold Circle condom protection, you hear. Una no dey here say e better for somebody? Why na so-so make una dey spoil person own una dey like?
AYUSMAN: I don't understand what you're saying -
ITUEN: You go understand by force. Na airmail I go take send winch to you, you hear. Una think say una know winch just because una dey do halloween. You think winch na that abracadabra una dey do for America? You think na to chant poetry and cook soup with lizard yansh and frog tongue be winch? I go show you where we dey use snake leg do ogbonge juju. Black winch, red winch, multi-color winch, For my fillage, na your eyes I go take flavor the juju. You go know betta winch when my own army land.
AYUSMAN: I do apologize to you if my phone call has offended you in any way -
ITUEN: You have not offended me. I am not offended. Do I sound offended? Why would I be offended because you - kind-hearted telemarketer that you are - reserved a grave for me? Do you know how old I am? 32. In my country, people don't die at 32. When they die so young, it is a major tragedy! My mother and father are still alive. You want me to die before them?
AYUSMAN: I didn't mean anything
-ITUEN: You people never mean anything when you make these stupid phone calls. How dare you wish me death - AYUSMAN: No, that's not what
-ITUEN: I DON'T CARE! Do you know how many years I worked on getting a visa to come to America? 10 years. 10! Do you know how many laws I broke in so many countries before I found my way here? I have been here only 2 years. All the people who gave me loans to buy ticket and visa have not been paid. My mother and father are still waiting for me to perform the magic of Dollars for them in Nigeria. This telephone was just connected 2 months ago because I am just now able to afford a telephone because I cannot make good money due to my illegal alien status. And now, you want me to die before I can even begin to enjoy a little, Ah, your own don spoil o. I swear, e no go betta for you.
AYUSMAN: E no, what?
ITUEN: Na hand ya mama and papa go take bury you. And na there eyes them go take cry for you for that yeye grave wey you don reserve for yaself.
AYUSMAN: Are you cussing me sir?
ITUEN: Cuss you? Why should I? Why would I want to cuss someone who is offering me a grave? I am only reacting in my local English. That is how we behave when we are overwhelmed with joy in my country.
AYUSMAN: I just had a distinct feeling that you were not saying nice things about me.
ITUEN: See this wowo wey craw-craw don chop him yansh finish, Look, just as an aside, are all the members of your family reserved space in your graveyard?
AYUSMAN: Some of them do have
-ITUEN: No, don't stop there. You should get everybody a plot. I go help you use juju finish all of them make una dey go do whassup my dog for Hollywood, abi na where you dey call from.
AYUSMAN: I have to hang up now sir.
ITUEN: Before you hang up, would you by any chance know anything about a scam where telemarketers call people on the phone to assure them they have a free burial space, then try to get them to buy expensive mausoleums and crypts? What is it called? Bait and switch, right?
AYUSMAN: I don't know what you're talking about.
ITUEN: You get pickin?
AYUSMAN: Get picking? Picking what?
ITUEN: You get pickin? You don born bomboy? Mai you dash your pickin the grave now.
AYUSMAN: Dash picking, You' re dissing me?
ITUEN: Diss? Dis one pass diss, agaracha. Dis one na K.I.S.S., kiss - serious kiss of death.
AYUSMAN: I have to hang up now sir.
ITUEN: No, please wait. Let me reserve the whole cemetery for your unborn children. I will also reserve a full page in the Daily Times obituary section -
AYUSMAN: That's mean! You can't talk to me like that just because I'm a telemarketer. We are people too.
ITUEN: Yes, bad people, People who call me at all kinds of hours to trick me into buying what I don't need.
AYUSMAN: I'm going to report you to the INS! You will be deported!
ITUEN: My juju go don finish you before you reach the place! Winch pass winch! You no go die betta, I tell you. I go make sure say them give you craze first, make you waka enter K-Mart abi wetin una dey call market for this side - before them finish you! She reserve grave, Why you no take knife come kill me yaself? E no go betta for - Hello? You hang up? Why you no wait make I finish? Why you no wait? Oloshi! Na dead dog wey get rabies go chop the mouth you take talk to me.

The site is www.nairaland.com if you want to check it out youre freee

See y'all later.

I'm gonna be posting you guys some pics but my camera was stolen recently. Oh well, i'm hoping i can get one soon enough

More on BBA 3

Twelve new housemates will begin an incredible 91 day adventure as M-Net's blockbuster hit reality TV series Big Brother Africa returns to DStv screens continent-wide on Sunday August 24 at 19:00 CAT!With USD 100 000 up for grabs once again, live 24/7 coverage and a brand new house ready to open its doors, season 3 is set to mirror the runaway success of the first two seasons.And whilst the identity of the housemates remains secret until the show goes live on air to over 40 African countries, though i gave you a peek into the future
M-Net has confirmed that Kabelo "KB" Ngakane will return as series presenter in a role he reprises from last season. The much-loved Channel O VJ and radio DJ, whose recently released single How Low Can You Go has seen him make the leap from TV personality to performer, will continue to be the primary link between the housemates and series fans.In addition, M-Net has offered fans of the show a sneak peek at the all new Big Brother house, which underwent a total transformation in preparation for day one.

Comprising two bedrooms, one bathroom, a large lounge, an open plan dining area, a kitchen, diary room and a garden, complete with a striking new pool, it's in the décor that the house marks it's most dramatic differences. Colorful, bold and with a style that can only be described as an eclectic mix of energetic, youthful and fairytale, the Big Brother Africa house is a character all on its own!Living up to the new series tagline of Wild, Wicked and Wacky, the house includes unique features such as a "clock-themed bathroom" that are destined to capture fan attention and keep housemates entertained. In a house built for the express purposes of isolating housemates from the outside world, in a space where dates and times are excluded, it's definitely worth tuning in to see what the housemates reactions will be to a bathroom jam-packed with clocks that don't tell time!

In addition, the new house is equipped with 24 cameras and 52 microphones to provide audiences with a birds-eye view of the show all day, every day on DStv channel 198. Fans who tune in for the launch show will get the first complete look at the house, from top to bottom!But the house isn't the only element of the show that has evolved. The Brother Africa team has innovated once more and the popular "Shower Hour' will now move from its morning slot to a late-night slot, giving housemates a new twist to life in the BB house!Now, with the series just days away from launch, anticipation around the series is growing fast as fans wait for the big moment. Also gearing up for the launch is the M-Net website, which last year saw record-breaking traffic as fans of the show voted for evictions, downloaded videos, posted forum messaging and caught up with the latest breaking Big Brother news. The official website of the show is www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrother and it's here that audiences will once more be able to interact with the series.Given the popularity of Big Brother, several other official "˜fansites' have also sprung up and fans who want to visit these can access them through the official Big Brother Africa website at www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrotherIn addition to the Big Brother Africa website, fans can also interact with the series by SMS'ing the Big Brother Africa strapline, which is available on screen on DStv channel 198.

For details of SMS numbers to use in each country, for detailed information on the Big Brother Africa housemates and for breaking news from the house, DStv audiences need only press the OK button on their DStv remote to access the series. This "˜OK' function, plus the Big Brother Africa website go live at 21:00 CAT on Sunday August 24. Plus every Tuesday to Friday, fans who've missed any of the Big Brother Africa action can tune in to AfricaMagic Plus channel 115 on all Dstv bouquets for daily edited highlights shows, along with a Monday night nomination show.For now though, all attention is focused on Big Brother Africa 3 and the all-important launch. So diarize Sunday August 24 at 19:00 CAT, Big Brother Africa 3, on DStv channel 198 and AfricaMagic Plus channel 115 on DStv at 21:00. The launch to featured special performances by Nigerian stars Naeto C and Ikechukwu, mehn their swagger is toooooo mush anh anh! as well as the announcement of the twelve new Big Brother Africa 3 housemates! I guess i brought the lauch to you!

So get ready, it's Wild, Wicked and Wacky! and I hope our Naija dude Uta does us proud! I hear he's real funny and the kind of person you can be proud of

See y'all later